An Olympic-size swimming pool, big bottles of champagne and a guy named Dr. Wolf.

Oh, and P. Diddy.

Last night, Diddy showed off his new protégé, Janelle Monae, at a showcase in New York. We were there, and MTV News’ super-camera-guy, Nick Neofitidis, got the clip below, wherein Diddy explains the limp he walked in with, fresh with old-lady cane and Nike Air Jordan sandal (on his left foot only).

So…do you feel any sympathy?

Oh! And bonus clip of Janelle Monae performing - whaddya think? Lot of people liked her last night.