So you’ve gotten intern Rya’s writeup of last night’s episode, and now we bring you this startling piece of pseudo-revealing interview footage. It seems that our friend Penn Badgley — best known as Dan, the adorable, improbably gooey-sweet Williamsburg boy who’s won Serena’s heart — has a secret that he’s just blown to MTV News.

Check out this moment from our sitdown with Penn and series newcomer Michelle Trachtenberg (ultra-bitch Georgina Sparks). We’re pretty sure they were joking. But kids these days — anything’s possible!

And for those of you who never read the “Gossip Girl” books, find out how Georgina made Chuck Bass the man he is, after the jump.

Check out this clip at 1:18…