OK already, Jess, we get it — you're, like, totally country now. You're dating the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, you had a country chart hit, you wear cowboy boots unironically, you're about to release your first country album, and now we hear you're endorsing some Dallas-brewed beer called Stampede Light Plus. Apparently it bills itself as a "beer for active people," because it's loaded with vitamins and daggumit, the one thing you want to do after you drink a bunch of beer is go be active.
You are the countriest country girl ever. Congrats.
But, if you have doubts, here are some other way country products you might consider signing up to shill: Hillbilly Camping Gear, Jethro's Mansion and Casino and our personal favorite, Bumper Nutz.
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