Million dollar paydays are for suckers! As Pete Wentz promised, he and bride Ashlee Simpson are not going to pimp out photos of little Bronx Mowgli to the drooling tabloid press. No, they decided to spread a little free Christmas cheer instead, and posted the first official offspring snap of the one-month old on Pete’s Friendsorenemies.com site over the holiday weekend — and they’ve even included links to three charities they’re asking fans to help support.

The black-and-white image of proud mama and papa Wentz finds Ashlee looking adoringly at the tyke while a skully-clad Pete plants a kiss right on his boy’s forehead.

So, who do you think BMW resembles the most, mom or dad?