
The "American Idol" Top 36 list is mere hours away from revealing itself and all I can think about is Leneshe Young. Before we get to tonight's "Idol" live blog, I just want to say it's unfair that she got cut when a host of singers who flubbed lyrics (a-hem Joanna), and acted like psychopaths (I'm lookin' at you, Tatiana!) skated through to Judge's Mansion.
And let's talk about Judge's Mansion for a moment. This "the judges live together" joke might have worked in season 1, but we all know Simon, Randy, Paula and Kara ain't shacking up together while they decide on "Idol"s new cast. Puh-leaze!
Tonight "Idol" is mixing things up with a new "Sing for Your Survival" round stolen from "So You Think You Can Dance," except instead of doing a desperate modern dance solo to a Sia song, we'll watch contestants desperately sing "Aint No Mountain High Enough." Hope you have popcorn ready!!
Lastly, before the live-blogging begins, I have to give a shout-out to MTV.COM user Andrea, who highlights an amazing irony surrounding ridiculously dramatic TV production. She writes, "'American Idol' shows us all these sob stories about being blind, losing wives and being poor, and then has the balls to say that Hollywood Week is 'the toughest week of their lives'? What gives, AI?" Right on, Andrea!
Okay, now let's get blogging!
7:59 pm - I wonder how big Paula's closet will be in Judge's Mansion.
8:00 pm - And so it begins! The judges have magically appeared on set in giant red sofas.
8:01 pm - You know your idea is stupid when even Ryan Seacrest can't even say it with a straight face. "This is Judge's Mansion!" Mm-hmm.
8:02 pm - OH boy. So, there are big changes in "Idol" land! Instead of having the contestants walk down a long hall, they're going to walk down TWO long hallways, and a garden! Oh "Idol."
8:04 pm - Anoop made it into the Top 36! How long before Randy makes an "Anoop Dogg" joke?
8:05 pm - Von Smith just dissed his parents in front of the judges by saying they make him sing self-indulgent songs, which is why he chose that awful song the first day of Hollywood Week. And then he made it to the Top 36, and hugged his mom in front of Seacrest. I wonder if they're hugging each other tonight as they watch this episode together. "You said WHAT about me to Simon?"
8:07 pm - So both of Von Smith's parents are singers. Remind me never to go Christmas caroling with the Smith family without my ear plugs.
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