By Adam Murphy and Joel Hanek
As "Britain's Got Talent" superstar Susan Boyle rides her unlikely wave of fame, we can only imagine that she's been getting flooded with offers left and right. How about a reality show? We've come up with some ideas …
"Boyle-ing Points": Remember the MTV show, "Boiling Points"? You know, that candid-camera game show where people got cash for keeping their cool with annoying improv actors in disguise? Well, this time it's Susan Boyle who's turning the tables, putting on the fake mustaches and wearing the wigs to play out the pranks as the "pestering waiter"! (However, if her 15 minutes of fame doesn't last, she may not need a disguise ... )
"Boyle of Love": The name says it all. But for the three people out there who haven't had the pleasure of drinking in the genius of "Flavor of Love" and all of its spin-offs, here's the deal: Susan Boyle lives in a mansion with 12 potential suitors who all vie for her affections through competitions for one-on-one dates to the theater, church services, a party for Cat Fancy magazine ... let your imagination run wild! Will Susan find her Boyle of Love?
"Boyle It! With Susan Boyle": Living in a little Scottish shire can limit what kind of culinary and gastronomical delicacies one can enjoy — that's why Susan Boyle shows us around her kitchen in her very own cooking show! The catch: no charcoal grill, no deep fryer, no pressure cooker. It's just Susan in the kitchen with a pot of water, boiling up the classics. Potatoes, ham, cabbage, corned beef, even ham! You name it: Susan's boiling it in real time.
"Hard Boyled": In a world plagued by pirates and swine flu, we all pray for some dark, roguish hero to rectify the wrongs of the world — that's why viewers will be glued to their seats when Susan Boyle, P.I., hits the streets of New York to clean up the crime in "Hard Boyled." Finally we get to see Susan Boyle shoot off some rounds while singing selects from "Les Misérables," with plenty of opportunities for celebrity ride-alongs! Think of it as Susan Boyle's "Every Which Way But Loose." Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Boyle Knows ...