As if having one Pratt in the music industry weren't enough for America's collective eardrums to handle, Heidi's new husband, Spencer Pratt, is now getting in on the music game. Today on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Spencer debuted his new rap song, aptly titled "I'm a Celebrity."
The song seems to be a plug for his and Heidi's gig on NBC's "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" It features such rhymes as, "Baby, I get paid/ I don't volunteer/ I'm a celebrity/ Get me outta here." He also raps, "Baby I watch TV/ And run the Internet/ Been around the world/ And still I'm not finished yet."
And in case we forgot that he is Spencer Pratt and he is famous, he reiterates one more time: "Me, not famous?/ Whoa, that's scary!" Lucky for us, Spencer doesn't think you'll be jetting down to hot spots like H.Wood to check out his music. He has coined a new term for what he does: "They don't hear me in the clubs/ This is ringtone rap."
Spence also gives his new wife a shout-out: "I'm a celebrity/ Five-star everything/ My money is attached to me/ Just like my wedding ring."
But Spencer knows some people are going to hate him and his song. And, like any good rapper, he has taken to his rhymes to express the pain he's gone through in his life. "Counting on the haters/ Every day to keep me going/ Without the haters, baby/ I would be no one."

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