By Nick Neofitidis
Sometimes, you just have to let it all out.
Maybe you had a bad day. Maybe you had a bad month. Maybe your significant other failed to mention they were sharing time with another significant other until you caught on to some suspicious tweets. Listen, I don't know what your problem is, but sometimes we humans just need to get in a good cry. Whether it's a scene from a movie or a good commercial (like that new Visa one with Dan Jansen for these Olympics — stupid thing gets me almost every time). Every now and then we just need to lean on a shoulder, bury our faces in a blanket or stare into space and just let it rip.
I'm a guy, so don't kid yourself, I'm not even supposed to admit I cry. (It's un-manly!) But I'll put my ego aside, just like Stephon Marbury did when he lost his marbles (and his tear duct control) while listening to some R&B. (Good luck in the Chinese league, buddy). Or how about this poor sorority girl who had a guilt trip for the ages when she ... pulled the fire alarm?! Are you kidding me?
Anyway, we all of course know that there is no crying in baseball, but apparently that rule does not apply to football (as displayed here by Terrell Owens). He's lucky they don't have football in China.
However, today I have the distinct honor of introducing the cutest crying fest of all time. This poor three-year-old girl loves Justin Bieber so much, she decided to spend four minutes bawling her eyes out and answering her mom's questions through tears rolling, all while being embraced by her older sister (who probably knows the power of the Internet and secretly hopes Justin sees this thing and makes a guest appearance at the dinner table). If your heart hurts too much to watch the whole thing, skip ahead to about the 4:10 mark when our little super-fan hears the phone rings stops to proclaim "I bet that's Justin Bieber!" How cute is that?
What can I say? I'm a sucker for cute kids (and Visa commercials). Just don't tell anyone!