It seems like there's nothing Hollywood won't remake, and they show no signs of stopping. Already having covered 1980s staples like "Transformers," "G.I. Joe" and "Fraggle Rock," it was only a matter of time before "The Smurfs" got the splashy multiplex treatment. Production is just beginning, but there are already some interesting casting choices. "How I Met Your Mother" star Neil Patrick Harris has already signed on, and both Alan Cumming and George Lopez are in talks. But the one name that really jumped out at us was Katy Perry, who is apparently in discussions for a role in the film.
This is an excellent idea. As a 25-year-old woman, Perry probably grew up watching the adventures of Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Vanity and the rest in their crusade against the evil Gargamel. According to the report in Variety, the conversations between Perry and the producers are still preliminary, and there is no indication of what her specific role might be. However, it's pretty clear she would make an awesome Smurfette. Think about it: She's got the charm, the wit and — most importantly — the voice. It's got that perfect Smurfette tone.
Apparently, "The Smurfs" will be a combination of animation and live action (perhaps like "Alvin and the Chipmunks"), so it's unlikely that Perry (or any other actors) would actually have to become Smurf-ified herself. Still, the following musicians would probably make sense in the bluest movie since "Avatar."
Frankie Jonas
As the youngest Jonas brother (and the only one who hasn't yet ascended to pop stardom), the "Bonus Jonas" needs an opportunity to break out. Why not in a high-profile movie?
Pink
She spends so much time being pink that she should really experiment with blue. However, there's no obvious role for her. Was there an Angsty Smurf?
Lady Gaga
Actually, it's probably only a matter of time before she starts wearing a Smurf costume around as fashion. Still, she'd be a perfect fit as Vanity Smurf.
Justin Bieber
Because he's in just about everything else.
Lil Wayne
Unfortunately, he won't be able to do any voice recording while he is incarcerated, but Lil Wayne is a perfect fit.
Matthew Gray Gubler
Sure, he's an actor, but he has two things going for him: He has already been a chipmunk, and today is his birthday.
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