"American Idol" producers apparently sat down and said, "Let's party like it's 1998-2002!" Hence, Shania Twain week is upon us.
I don't mean to slam Shania (whom you may remember as a guest judge on the Chicago audition episode earlier this season, where she praised John Park's "bottom end"). The woman's a record-breaking superstar who single-handedly supplied Delilah with enough hit songs to last a thousand phone calls. Sure, Shania hasn't put out an album of new music since George W. Bush's first term, but who cares? Ms. Twain was one of the most charismatic, genuine and insightful mentors this season. (And here's when Adam Lambert fans get upset…) "They're all singing my songs and I don't want them to hate me if they don't make it into the next round," she neurotically said in her intro package, channeling every single mom on Earth. Except maybe the one from "Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' By Sapphire."
Tuesday night's (April 27) show opened with "Wayne's World" inspired "Extreme Close-Ups" on the contestants as Ryan Seacrest shouted a description of each of them. "A paint salesman! A high school student! A glass blower! A mother! A father! A construction worker!" Incidentally, this was also the first draft of John Hughes' "Breakfast Club" screenplay. Now that I mention it, this cast is so "Breakfast Club." Lee is Emilio Estevez, Aaron is Anthony Michael Hall, Siobhan is Ally Sheedy, Crystal is, uh, Molly Ringwold? Big Mike is certainly not Judd Nelson, but who else could he be? The principal? Maybe this doesn't work as well as I thought.
Before I go on a rant about how "Music From John Hughes Movies" should be next week's theme, let's get to the performances!
Lee DeWyze
Song: "You're Still The One"
Verdict: You're Still Number Two
Shania urged Lee to begin his performance sans instrument. (I believe she complained he's been "buried by his guitar" on the show. Snap!) And Lee took her advice ... for the first two lines of the song, one of which he sang in the key of WTF. The bits of the verses that were on key showed an appealing vulnerability missing from some of Lee's past performances, but DeWyze obliterated that feeling with a gruff, shouty chorus. If I were a girl and Lee sang this song to me, I might stop him midway and say, "Shhh, honey, I get it. You love me. No need to scream. You're going to rupture a blood vessel." Unless he was passing a kidney stone? In that case, he showed a lot of restraint. So kudos! Regardless of what this lowly "Idol" blogger thinks, the judges are so strapped onto the DeWyze bandwagon, I'm starting to suspect that Kara DioGuardi spends her free time spamming "Idol" blogs' comments sections about how good Lee's pre-"Idol" music is.
Michael Lynche
Song: "It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing"
Verdict: That Don't Impress Me Much
Just like his physique, the physical trainer's vocals were technically solid but somehow they ended up feeling soft and squishy. Read More...
Tags Aaron Kelly, American Idol, Crystal Bowersox, Lee Dewyze, Michael Lynche, Shania Twain, Siobhan Magnus