As you probably know by now, on Tuesday (October 5), Kanye West took to his Twitter account to announce the title of his much-anticipated new album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (punctuation apparently optional). And while we’re happy that we finally know what to call the thing — and thankfully, it’s not Good-Ass Job — we’d be lying if we said we’re happy with his decision. After all, not only is My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy sort of a mouthful, but it kind of sounds like something a melodramatic 15-year-old girl would write in her dream journal.
Frankly, Kanye, we know you can do better. In fact, you already have. For proof of this, we just dug through your rather prodigious tweet archive and came up with a list of 10 titles that are w-a-a-a-y better fits for your new album. And since it doesn’t come out until November, there’s still plenty of time to make the change. You don’t even have to thank us, either … just consider this a favor to you. What can we say, you’ve done enough for us already.
So here, for your perusal, are our 10 picks. They may not be dark (or particularly twisted), but they’re definitely better.
»Life Is Pretty F—king Awesome
»No More Jeans
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»Yo Being Nice Is My Whole Sh– Now
»Steve Bartels, Gabby Peluso, Tracey Waples!
»I Haven’t Made My Best Work Yet
»I Make Awesome Decisions In Bike Stores!!
»What’s The Best Wu-Tang Album?
»I’m Sorry Taylor.