Fan fiction is all the rage and if you need evidence just look at the New York Times bestseller list, where “50 Shades of Grey,” which was originally developed from an erotic “Twilight” fan fiction entitled “Master of the Universe,” is a huge hit and has kind of opened the flood gates.
The latest addition to the cannon: “Pop Baby Krissy Doucet,” about an out-of-work dancer (“Keenan Fazio”) who strikes the fancy of pop princess Krissy Doucet. A blurb from the book indicates “Krissy” becomes so smitten with “Keenan” she can barely think straight.
“The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing. Choosing him at the club was one of the best decisions of her life,” the blurb reads. “Yet how can she compete with the beautiful Tara Butler? A woman from Keenan’s past who understands his sexual desires. Would sharing Keenan in Tara’s bed be their only option for love?”
Yowza! With the exception of the bed sharing (which, um, well…), doesn’t this story sound kind of familiar?
What if we added this: “Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll might seem like a great theme for a seventies movie, but for Keenan and Krissy it is their way of life,” the blurb continues. “The paparazzi say they are in lust, not love. For them, lust and love go hand in hand.”
Would it make even more sense if we told you the $4 e-book was written by Diane Story, aunt of Kevin Federline?
According to the official site, “Pop Baby Krissy Doucet” will be in stores April 26 and a sequel “Pop Baby Maddy Fortin” will be released next month. Story also created a contest on her website where the winner can win an actual wedding invitation from Spears and Federline’s 2004 wedding. So there’s also that…
Britney Spears began seeing Federline when he was her back-up dancer in 2004. They announced their engagement soon after, while Kevin’s ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson was pregnant with their second child, and married in October 2004. The couple had two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, before divorcing in 2007.
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