DALLAS — I don't know what happens when you sit me down with the Jonas Brothers, but it feels like magic. The four of us just have an indefinable chemistry that comes naturally to four kids who were all raised in New Jersey. We hit it off so well on my most recent visit — here in Dallas to talk about their tour launch next week — that they invited me to join them on the most sacred of Jonas Brothers activities: They invited me to go dirt biking with them. In all honesty, they get me so much. I've never been on a dirt bike, but there's a first time for everything, and I would want my first time to be with those guys (what girl wouldn't want that?). Plus, it'll be a great way to kick Kevin's butt for always thinking I'm a dude.

Although my sassy attitude may seem frightful to most everyone else I meet, the JoBros (as the kids on the street call them) just get it. They're not scared when I mention the names Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift. In fact, they welcome those kinds of questions from me. We talked about their new album, their tour, their exes, actual fourth brother Frankie, "Camp Rock" and more, so you'll have to stay tuned to MTV News to get the whole scoop.

Kanye West may be hyping himself as the Michael Jordan of the rap world, but we've got some news for you, Yeezy — you might not even be the MJ of songs with "Paranoid" in the title. With yesterday's viral release of West's official (not leaked) version of his "Paranoid" music video and the Jonas Brothers' new hit single of the same name, we decided to take a look back at some other artists who were feeling the nervous vibe long before Kanye and the JoBros. Yes, Radiohead, Garbage and Black Sabbath did the paranoia-themed vid first. But who did it best? Let's take a look:

Kanye West - "Paranoid"
We have to admit, when the first version of the video leaked, we weren't that impressed. But the final cut finds Kanye in his true form, delivering a high-concept music video that feels more like a piece of art than anything else, and the black-and-white clip even guest-stars Rihanna as a disturbed vixen in the midst of a nightmare. In the song, Kanye advises his lady to quit worrying about "the wrong things," but there's nothing wrong with this clip. Kudos to Kanye for the old-school film noir vibe — we're digging it.

Jonas Brothers - "Paranoid"
This video follows the JoBros video formula we've come to know and love: There's the inevitable performance setup, Nick gets the girl, and all three boys get to show off their acting skills. In the clip, Joe inexplicably wanders into a wrestling ring, Kevin freaks out when he's thrown into a room full of his clones (wouldn't anyone?) and Nick finds himself in a car chase in the desert with a hot blonde. Wait — the whole thing was just a dream ... or was it? We give props for cool special-effects but, come on guys, the dream sequence bit is a little played out.

Black Sabbath - "Paranoid"
With its 1970s psychedelic feel, this vid is a classic. The song is one of the most iconic, kick-ass rock jams of all time and, let's face it: Black Sabbath's version is totally the original "Paranoid." Plus, it's pretty damn cool to see former frontman Ozzy Osbourne rocking out in his prime. We give it an A for the groovy colors and the Sabbath's awesome delivery of this metal masterpiece.

Radiohead - "Paranoid Android"
We're not sure where to start with this one. The video is all kinds of confusing and totally tripped us out. Based on a famous Swedish cartoon, the animated clip features cartoonized versions of Thom Yorke and the boys and a story line we couldn't quite keep up with. The main characters of the clip set out on a journey where they get flashed by a random lady and have an even more random encounter with the president of France (we think). What? Who cares? The song is awesome.

Garbage - "I Think I'm Paranoid"
This song was one of the band's biggest successes and the video sure doesn't disappoint. The black-and-white clip fits the song perfectly and mainly features frontwoman Shirley Manson unleashing her anger to the camera as her bandmates do their own thing. There's lots of yelling, cool effects and a shot of Manson eating her own fist. What more could you ask for?

Winner: OK, OK Kanye — maybe you are that good. We won't go so far as to say the song trumps any of the classics on the list but, as for the video, we'll give you this one for style and originality — and for the gratuitous Rihanna eye-candy. Thank you and you're welcome.

What do you guys think? Is Kanye's video the best of the bunch? Sound off below!

The boys recently shared with MTV that the video might have a million Kevin Jonases. "The concept is, we're in this world that is so obscure, so paranoid. We're always looking over our shoulders. New things are happening. It's very visual," the eldest Jonas said. "We wanted it to be something we haven't done before."

Although Kevin remained tight-lipped on his role (roles?) in the video, Joe revealed that he releases his inner-WWE superstar for the clip. "One of the cool things about this video that I think is pretty hilarious is I get in the wrestling ring," he said. "So make sure you watch that."

For his part, Nick gets behind the wheel. "I got to drive an awesome car out in the desert. It was about two and a half hours outside where we live here in Los Angeles," he said. "It was a fun thing to shoot, except the wind was a little much."

Well, Jonas Brothers fans, don't say you didn't ask for it. Earlier today, the trio (no word on if or how Frankie "Bonus" Jonas was involved) released a video on YouTube of Joe Jonas dancing and, at times, poorly lip-synching along to Beyoncé's infectious "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)."

And he's wearing a tight, black unitard and pointed-toe stilettos throughout the clip.

Though the video starts with a shy Joe hiding behind Nick as he and Kevin push him to do it "for the fans," it's only a matter of time before the video becomes a black-and-white extravaganza of Joe's moves, some of which mimic the ones Beyoncé made so popular in her video.

The JoBros are counting down the days until their new album, Lines, Vines and Trying Times, drops June 16 by uploading new viral videos to their YouTube page. The clips include a very funny visit to "Cherub Bootcamp" with Shawn Levy, director of the "Night at the Museum" franchise, and photos from their motorcade.

"The Jonas Brothers' home is too crowded and inconvenient for Camilla. They're looking for somewhere that's super-private," a source tells Star magazine, according to AceShowbiz.com.

But Joe's parents are apparently none too pleased with the notion of their 19-year-old son, who has pledged abstinence until marriage, living with his 22-year-old starlet girlfriend.

"His parents are against the idea of Joe getting a condo for himself," the source added. "They want the boys to do everything together."

Of course, this is just a story about two stars who met on the set of the Jonas Brothers' "Lovebug" video and have never even admitted to being a couple, but they have been hitting the town together quite a bit. Until we see a moving truck in front of the happy couple's new pad, we will just assume this is a fun little rumor to kick off the weekend.

Hey, Lady Gaga — you're confusing me! MTV News loves you. You're on the top of the world right now, with two #1 Billboard singles this year. Madonna just boogied down at your show on Monday. And then you go ahead and say something that leaves me scratching my head: The Jonas Brothers are the new Beatles.

How can I put this gently? No! Hells to the no!

In an interview with British tabloid the Daily Star, Gaga revealed that the inspiration for her album, The Fame, was the Fab Four.

"I don't know if anyone knows this about me, but when I wrote The Fame, I listened obsessively to the Beatles' Abbey Road on repeat for probably about six months," she told the paper. "It's so incredibly brilliant — an innate sense of joy — they really had that down. It's full of joy with a hat that tips to the melancholy."

No arguments so far. The 1969 album contains some of the Beatles sharpest studio work: the rocking opener, "Come Together," the sublime love song, "Something," the slow-burning, face-melting "I Want You (She's So Heavy)." I'm not going to say I see the direct connection to The Fame, but maybe that's just me. In the Daily Star interview, Gaga gave props to the Beatles for being "responsible for the birth of the sexual revolution for women."

But then Gaga drops this baffling nugget: "Now we have Jonas Brothers representing the return of the superfan."

Maybe she was being sarcastic and the reporter simply didn't pick up on it. Or, possibly, Gaga's a hardcore JoBros groupie. Whatever the case, let's dispel with this nonsense right now. Joe, Nick and Kevin aren't representing the return of anything connected John, Paul, George and Ringo.

The brothers Jonas may be popular; my little cousins may be obsessed with them, but they've never even had a #1 record or song. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the Beatles are the most successful band ever, having sold more 1 billion records. And there are even signs JoBros' popularity is fading: Their Disney Channel show debuted on Saturday to a disappointing 4 million viewers, and their 3-D concert movie tanked at the box office in February.

So, Lady Gaga, this was a joke, right? Or perhaps, as you sing in "Just Dance," you'd spent a little too much time in the club and couldn't "see straight anymore" during that interview. In any event, I forgive you. And don't sell yourself short. The way things are going, it could be you with the crazily devoted — albeit hardly Beatle-like — following pretty soon!

When I went there, I found that to be the exact opposite of what it actually is. You see it appears to be some robot-like site that generates the message: "The requested document is totally fake. Even tried multi. Nothing helped. I'm really depressed about this. And it goes on and on in about being a depressed robot or web server or something you seems to be having some sort of identity crisis: I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems, and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you. But I couldn't get this one. I'm so sorry. Believe me!"

OK, OK, we believe you. And we're actually just sort of bummed that it's not a Jonas site, but instead some mysterious site run by a guy named Joonas in Finland. (This is true. We did our research.) Unfortunately that's all we know at this point, but we're thinking he's either an artist who is pranking us, or that Joonas is really some sort of depressed Web server. If it's the latter, we're here to talk!

And, yes, we cannot argue with the fact that Angelina Jolie, Frieda Pinto and Disney stars like Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are very beautiful, strong women with amazing careers and boyfriends.

When we initially glanced at the list, we saw the name Jonas and thought, "Well, obviously, the Jonases are beautiful and totally deserve to be on this list. They are an uber-successful pop act, and it would be strange if they didn't."

But there was one thing that was not rational about this: The editors over at People may have forgotten a Jonas Brother! And, no we don't mean 8-year-old Frankie. Nick and Joe managed to make the list, but, the eldest Jonas, Kevin, didn't. It just seems weird that only two thirds of the world's cutest pop act would be named Most Beautiful.

Well, you know what? Kevin, you made our list. You always do. To us, every Jonas Brother is beautiful.

While I loved the bright lights/ big city album art for A Little Big Longer a little bit better, the cover of Lines, Vines And Trying Times is the perfect portrait of the boys as they cross the bridge of their career from teen musicians to mature multimedia moguls — in addition to their massive world tour, their Disney TV show, "J.O.N.A.S.," premieres May 2nd, they’re working on the "Camp Rock" sequel, they’re launching a Jonas-inspired clothing line, and there’s their Jonas Group involvement with Honor Society and Demi Lovato — gotta support your friends, after all. ...

Continue reading and see the new Jonas Brothers album art at Buzzworthy.MTV.com ...

The real news here — clearly — isn't that the former couple had a lunch date. The big scoop, as far as I'm concerned, is that Nick's Mustang Cobra has fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror. Very retro, classy touch on the part of young Mr. Jonas, I think. Nice car he's hanging them on, too.

I wonder what kind of ride Justin Gaston has going these days.