Picking Hollywood's finest for our Valentine's single teen heartthrob list turned out to be more of a challenge than I thought it would. There were so many guys that came to mind, but not all could be included. Some were cut simply because they have a significant other and "single" was a key criteria, but some were for other reasons. Here's who didn't make the cut:

Corbin Bleu - Yes, Corbin is a cutie. He can sing, he can dance — he is even single! And I apologize to all you Bleu birds out there, but I have to say this: Corbin is just plain boring. Come out with a steamy music video, CB! It takes more than a pretty smile to be a heartthrob these days.

Ed Westwick - Oh Chuck Bass, with your red velvet suits and penchant for burlesque shows, who doesn't love you? Apparently your castmate Jessica Szorh (Vanessa to those that go by character name only) feels the same — last week while courtside at a Knicks game you engaged in a PDA-session that crushed the dreams of many, present company included. I think the CW needs to implement a rule in which there can only be one inter-show romance at time and Penn and Blake got there first.

All of the Jonas Brothers - Every Jonas has a girlfriend! I would've bet money Kevin was single, but alas, a search showed that he too has a female to accompany him on triple-dates with Joe and Camilla and Nick and Selena. Love bugs indeed.

Anyone we missed that puts you into cardiac arrest? Let us know!

However, it does get better. While doing research on the Seventeen magazine Web site to track down the videos, we came across this feature called "17 Questions," and it is hands-down the best thing ever (and we regret not knowing it existed before now). Here's how it works: The magazine rounds up a dishy guy (Zac Efron, Chace Crawford, etc.) and asks them 17 questions about themselves. This leads to some of the most delusional and self-involved answers to ever make the printed Web page (Kanye West not included). Here we analyze a choice few.

The Jonas Brothers: The question was, "Who would play you in the movie version of your life?" Joe wants Corbin Bleu (apparently Joe sees past race), Nick wants Mark Wahlberg (who, might we add, is old enough to be Nick's dad) and Kevin wants Christian Bale (He wants Batman to play him. Really?). Later on in the interview the boys respond, collectively, that they dreamed about flying the night before. That's just creepy.

Robert Pattinson: When asked, "What's the girly movie you secretly love?" he replied, "Pippi Longstocking." We are not-so-secretly confused as to how that qualifies as a "girly" movie. Isn't it a kid's movie? And just to make things more awkward, he added that toilet paper was the last thing he bought. That is both gross and — because he probably thought it would be hysterical — arrogant.

Chace Crawford: The "Gossip Girl" actor said, "Angelina Jolie or Brittany Murphy [are my celebrity crushes]. I actually met Brittany Murphy, and she just exudes this confidence that's very attractive. And Angelina Jolie ... well, come on!" We read this as: "I'm really into slightly crazy chicks!"

There are loads more answers that we don't have the bandwidth to analyze, but (because I know you always wanted to know) if I could have anyone play me in a movie I would have to agree with Kevin Jonas and say Christian Bale.