Dear Joe Jonas:
We get it. Teen girls think you're dreamy. You can sing, you have a TV show, you've got some movies in the works, and you even have a book out. You can get any lady you want and leave her heartbroken when you're done with her.
That's all fine by me. I only ask that you don't follow through on your latest dream of becoming a comedian. Why? Well, if your performance on "The Tonight Show" Monday night tells me anything, it's that you're just not funny.
"You know, I did [want to be a comedian]. I never really got the chance," the 19-year-old revealed when Jay Leno asked about his dream. "I want to do stand-up." So the talk-show host handed him a microphone — and probably immediately regretted it. Let's take a look at some of Joe's, er, finer moments.
"Kevin was in People's Sexiest Man Alive issue, and he's quoted [saying,] 'Did they get the right person?' " the singer began. "Let me answer that question for you, Kevin: No!" Read More...
Oh, Joe Jonas — you've got it so tough.
All week long, that bitter, horrible, blond wench Taylor Swift's been dragging your good name through the press, making you look like a two-timing jerk, and that's just not right. I feel bad for you, man. You met Camilla Belle while shooting the video for "Lovebug," and sparks flew. It's not your fault the heart wants what the heart wants — and that gorgeous girl you were dating should be more understanding of that.
I read your MySpace blog, and I get it, man. You just wanted different things — and a different girlfriend — and Swift should just accept that and move on already. I believe you when you say you didn't cheat on Taylor; I'm sure you waited at least a day after the breakup before making time with Camilla. Swift, quite frankly, should thank you for your loyalty, because lesser men wouldn't have waited like you did.
Did you hear? Nick Jonas is single! That's right, teen girls everywhere — SINGLE!
It's been a super-busy year for the Jonas Brothers, who have been making music, working on a Disney Channel show and wrapping up their 3-D movie, set for release next year.
We told you all about the Jonas Brothers' U.K. interview yesterday, during which they talked about VMA host Russell Brand needing a hug and gushed about meeting Britney Spears.
Well, our good friends over at MTV UK have sent us the video. Check it out for yourselves!
Watch the Jonas Brothers respond to Russell and share tour news after the jump!
One of the biggest non-Britney-related questions on everyone's minds at the 2008 VMAs was: Would the Jonas Brothers' performance help them break out of their teen-pop bubble?
Madonna did it in 1984 with her iconic "Like a Virgin" performance. Nirvana followed suit in 1992. Eight years later, a nearly nude Britney Spears shimmied her way into everyone's hearts with "Oops ... I Did It Again." And last year, Chris Brown channeled Michael Jackson and found stardom.
Before the Nick, Kevin and Joe hit the VMA stage, we asked music industry experts weigh in on the Jonas Brothers' appeal beyond the teen world. The consensus seemed to be that the guys had a chance at mainstream success.
What did industry experts have to say about the Jonas Brothers? Find out after the jump, then voice your opinion!
FROM BUZZWORTHY: Nothing says "you've been sitting on your ass, blogging for four days straight" better than running around the Paramount lot with several hundred Jonas Brothers fans dressed like Jonas Sisters, under the hot Hollywood sun for over two hours.
Those of you in the advanced stages of OJD probably have spent enough time online tonight to know that Jonas Brothers held their VMA rehearsal here just a few short hours ago and that it involved a New York street set, hundreds of JB fans, and running. Epic, unbelievable amounts of running (for me anyway). And like the faithful Jonas Brothers correspondent I am, I was entrenched in the crowd of the lucky OJD fans rehearsing for tomorrow's show (you can play "Spot the BlackBerrying Blogger" in the last photo of this post. Warning: digression -- yes, I am indeed wearing a fanny pack, and I'm fine with that, even though I've been subjected to ridicule by some of my co-workers back in the production offices. They just don't get that hands free is the only way to be. I'll show them!)
Read more and see photos of Jonas Brothers' VMA rehearsal at buzzworthy.mtv.com!
Can things get any better for the Jonas Brothers? They have three albums in the top 10 on the Billboard 200 albums chart, including the soundtrack to "Camp Rock" and their new one, A Little Bit Longer, which debuted at #1. Plus, the boys — Joe, Nick and Kevin — have a legion of dedicated and loving teenage fans.
And now the boys can add style mavens and rock-and-roll all-stars to their list of this week's achievements. This afternoon, while taking a tour of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland, Ohio, the guys donated the three suits they wore on the cover of their smash album A Little Bit Longer to the museum.
Take a closer look at the suits (and the Jonas Brothers) after the jump!
Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas were the Britney and Justin of 2007 — except they never wore matching outfits or went public with the relationship. Well, Miley's finally come clean. Do you think people that age might be a bit young to know what love is? Let us know ...
It's not surprising that the new Jonas Brothers single, "A Little Bit Longer," is already a hit. But did you know the song is about Nick's struggle with diabetes, and is part of an effort the group is spearheading to spread awareness about the disease? When you first heard the song, did you know that's what it's about?
Read the full story here ...