As if her life weren't already a tragic soap opera that could only play late at night on pay cable, Amy Winehouse is reportedly set to be featured in a new online Web drama called "The Secret World of Sam King," which will be set in the offices of Universal Records.

Also rumored to be appearing on the soap — which will only be available to users of the social-networking site Bebo — are Razorlight, Bloc Party, Duffy, Girls Aloud and the Feeling. In what sounds like an attempt at a rock-and-roll rip-off of "The Office," the show is said to follow the ups and downs of a teenage mail-room worker at the label who sets up his own office "at the back of a stationary cupboard." Sounds ... fascinating.