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Another installment on “Gossip Girl” from Rya, MTV News intern and former Upper East Sider:
Hi, guys. So, it's our second-to-last meeting. I feel like it's the last night of sleep-away camp, you know? I just want to stay up all night, and write on everybody's pillows, make out with the boy I had my eye on all summer (OK, that part never actually happened), and just revel in this really good, safe place. I don't want the morning to come, because in the morning (that's a metaphor for next Monday), it'll all be over (as in this season of “GG”). Anyway!
I guess we need to talk about last night’s episode, even though it was about as exciting as that song Lincoln Hawk (or whatever the name of Rufus's band was) played at that Rolling Stone 90's party. Let me just get that part out of the way right now, actually:
Lily, your young and wild days were spent photographing Hootie and the Blowfish Lite? Rufus's band (and the decade-old photo of him, which looked curiously like Pete Yorn) wasn't even ironically good/redeeming, and I'd rather be caught with a Kenny G cassette than anything of the Lincoln Hawk persuasion. That's the song that got you to re-evaluate your life with Bart Bass? Have you zero standards, Lil'?? And Rufus, I think I speak on behalf of the entire universe when I say WE GET IT. You are WITH IT. You can play more than three chords! Now put down that guitar, and find a new blonde to obsess over -- preferably one whose daughter isn't going all the way with your son.
But now for the weird stuff. Because for every handful of things on the show that are accurate, there are about 10 zillion more that are mostly wrong. My UES insider’s rundown, after the jump. Read More...






