It's a relatively quiet week for new releases. There's Regina Spektor's follow-up to her breakout, a new album from the Mars Volta and the latest from Pete Yorn. But today also sees the release of A Casual Affair: The Best of Tonic.
This begs the question: Huh?
For anybody who didn't come of age in the Clinton years, Tonic had a big radio hit in 1996 with a tune called "If You Could Only See." After that, they basically fell off the map (save for a few appearances on various soundtracks to the "American Pie" movies). The set contains that single plus a bunch of other songs that never quite got there. Even if you allow that "You Wanted More" and "Open Up Your Eyes" were "hits," that's still only three tunes on a 15-track album. Three songs is an EP, not a $15 album.
But this isn't the most egregious example of a greatest-hits album given to an undeserving artist. What are the 10 that top it? Glad you asked! Check out the most inessential greatest-hits albums of all time, and enjoy the accompanying video playlist — chock full of useless goodness!
Painting the Corners: The Best of Fastball
Tracks: 16
Actual Band Hits: One definite ("The Way"), two or three depending on whether you think "Fire Escape" and "Out of my Head" were big enough.
Analysis: Here's an unfortunate case, as Fastball are actually a great band. But outside of their debut album (which spawned the three songs mentioned above), they never had much of an impact. Plus, Painting the Corners only covers two studio albums.
The Best of Blind Melon
Tracks: 19
Actual Band Hits: One ("No Rain")
Anlysis: Blind Melon certainly had potential as a band, as their follow-up album to the mega-hit "No Rain" remains underrated to this day. But the death of singer Shannon Hoon derailed whatever momentum they might have gotten by soldiering on.
Sweet Ride: The Best of Belly
Tracks: 18
Actual Band Hits: One ("Feed the Tree")
Analysis: Strike One: Even Belly's one hit (the semi-ubiquitous "Feed the Tree") is a bit of a stretch. Strike Two: The band only released two proper albums. Strike Three: Sweet Ride doesn't even contain the original version of the hit — "Feed the Tree" is a remix.
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