By Rya Backer
Last night, I worked the press line at my first red-carpet premiere. It was for the movie "Sex Drive." It was really exciting; the stars were out in (thinned) droves, and the red carpet was actually a tasteful pattern of beiges!
"Sex Drive" is basically about a guy traveling a really far distance to interact physically (if you know what I mean) with a girl he met on the Internet. In a related story, I thought it would be really funny to ask all the red-carpet walkers what's the greatest length they've ever gone to get laid — and nobody agreed.