· The Vaselines are reuniting! (That’s Kurt Cobain’s favorite band, you unwashed masses…)

· Lindsay Lohan’s all over “Ugly Betty.” This looks surprisingly promising.

· An Interpol fan made this video for “Rest My Chemistry” using technology used for data mapping, and the band’s all into it.

· Mike Gravel's making a play for Obama Girl. We sincerely preferred that rock-in-the-lake clip.

· Pete Wentz denies the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy rumors, calling them “a witch hunt.”

· Madonna is releasing a Verizon “mobile underground” remix of “4 Minutes.” “Mobile underground”??

· Alicia Keys is using MySpace to search for a backup singer to take on tour.

· Magnetic Morning, the side project of Interpol’s Sam Fogarino, release a debut EP this week and tour this fall.

· The Laguna Beach PD has requested charges against Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora: one count of driving under the influence, and one of child endangerment.

· Take The Handle singe-handedly revives the flexi-disc (remember those?) with a renegade Money Mark single.

· My Morning Jacket will make their SNL debut on May 10th.

· Do you like Interpol? Well, they're back for the summer, in those cool, dark suits.

· Wal Mart selling DRM-free MP3s. Except for those from two big labels. Go figure.

· Oh, and Pete Doherty is in jail. At least ACT surprised!

· Also, everyone in the office here is obsessed with muxtapes.