On the Web show "MTV Detox," our pop-culture superfan Jim Cantiello recaps the wildest happenings from the network's prime-time programming. Stream the show on your mobile phone and on MTV.com. New episodes air Sunday-Thursday at 11 p.m. ET.

Every time rapper MIMS stops by "Detox" to hang out with Jim, and Jim's mistress Babs (you know, Barbara Walters) won't leave him alone. Women! And in case you missed it, you can learn the one thing you should never tell a woman, thanks to the "From G's to Gents" crew, on last night's episode of "Detox"!

We like bubbly, international, dance pop like the next person. In particular, we are very fond of Kylie Minogue, Australia's answer to Madonna, as it were. Ms. Minogue, who recently battled breast cancer, will be releasing her tenth album, titled X (get it???), on April 1st. The first single? A song called "All I See" that features the rapper Mims.

Seriously?

She couldn't get Lil Wayne? Because he'll rap for anyone and, well, we'd kinda be interested in what that would sound like. But this Mims collabo? Bleh.