· Lily Allen's had enough of the paparazzi. In her blog, she claims some overzealous photogs smashed a window in her car, while trying to snap her picture. "There were so many of them hassling us that it is difficult to say which one of them did it but i had to leap in a taxi to get away from them, my friend Emily had to get into the car which was covered in broken glass and drive it away," she writes. "It was a scary situation and I want people to know that it was totally their fault and that the whole situation has angered and upset me."
· Britney Spears popped up again at the Millennium Dance Complex on Tuesday to serve as a guest instructor to a group of 15 kids. In February, the troubled pop tart first visited the California studio and now has become somewhat of a regular (at least that's some sort of consistency in her life). "I like Britney," a 5-year-old student said, doting on her teacher. Clearly, this is where the comeback starts.
· Given her new boyfriend, I guess this qualifies as music news? Yeah, probably not. But Paris Hilton is set to appear on the sitcom, "My Name Is Earl," which returns to TV on April 3, the first episode for the series since the end of the writer's strike. She'll be playing - wait for it - herself.
· Canadian metallers Kittie are down a member, following the departure of bassist Trish Doan, who has been diagnosed with the eating disorder anorexia-athletica-nervosa; she developed the disorder during the recording of the band’s 2007 LP Funeral For Yesterday. "It breaks my heart to say goodbye to this family that has given me the best two years of my life," Doan said in a statement. "I wish my time with Kittie did not have to end, but this decision was made based on doctors' orders. Unfortunately this is the only option that will allow for my full recovery."
· According to the Canadian Press, Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger had a blood-alcohol level nearly twice the legal limit when he was pulled over two years ago on suspicion of driving drunk by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. In a ruling Monday, the judge in Kroeger’s impaired driving trial ruled the results of his breathalyzer test admissible. The rocker was stopped by police back in June of 2006, after an officer saw a Lamborghini going "well over" the speed limit. An officer noted Kroeger had red, glossy eyes and a red, flushed face, and the singer allegedly handed over his credit card when asked for his driver’s license. Awesome.
· We don't even really know what to say about this. Korn guitarist James “Munky” Shaffer has announced plans to release music by a new side-project, called Fear and the Nervous System; the band’s debut will be in stores August 8. In addition to Shaffer, the band also features Faith No More’s Billy Gould on bass, Limp Bizkit’s Wes Borland on guitar, and Bad Religion’s Brooks Wackerman on drums.