
To even the most casual of baseball fans, Mark McGwire's admission that he used steroids wasn't particularly shocking. All you had to do was watch any of the 135 home runs he hit between the ages of 34 and 35 (some of still haven't made their way back into Earth's atmosphere) to know something was amiss. Also, there was that time he hoisted an armored truck above his head in Pittsburgh. That probably should've been a dead giveaway.
And while the scourge of steroids in baseball is well documented, there are frighteningly few reports on their role in the world of music. But make no mistake about it, steroids — and all performance-enhancing drugs — have found their way into the recording studios and tour buses of some of the biggest names in the business. Over the past decade, we've seen artists bulk up at an alarming, seemingly unnatural rate. We've seen previously unobtainable records fall with ease. (Who can forget Pete Wentz clubbing 53 homers in 2007?) And frankly, we're amazed no one has made an issue of this before. (And yes, we're aware of this report, but we're rolling here.)
So in an effort to keep the sacred game of Rock and Jock Celebrity Softball pure, we've decided to name names. McGwire's mea culpa might not have been shocking, but it gives us an opportunity to shine a light on this sordid subject. So here, for your witch-hunting pleasure, are 10 artists we suspect are on the juice. Proof? Who needs it when you've got pure suspicion?
Dr. Dre
He has spent most of the last decade working on his much-anticipated Detox album, and, in the process, somehow got totally jacked. He appeared at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards looking very much like a boulder in a blue sweater. Seriously, just look at those traps.
Trent Reznor
Dude went from the skinny Prince of Darkness to the really buff Prince of Darkness seemingly overnight. Fans pointed to his clean-livin' ways, but seriously, nobody gets pipes like that without some serious PED use. Then again, when you're married to someone who looks like this, perhaps getting ripped is just the next logical step.
Timbaland
A few years ago, he got so bulky so quickly that people began to wonder how he even fit in the studio. When whispers of his PED use began to spread, he cycled off the stuff and showed up at the 2009 American Music Awards sporting what was rather accurately described as "a pack of franks on the back of his neck." Fittingly, McGwire's neck was subject to the same critique following his live interview with Bob Costas.
Glenn Danzig
Okay, so dude was pretty jacked even back in the Misfits days, but he's been so ripped for so long now that we can't help but be suspicious. At age 54, he's still rocking, and now bizarrely resembles Wolverine (and we all know that Adamantium is a banned substance).
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Tags 50 cent, Glenn Danzig, Greg Puciato, Iggy-Pop, Kane Roberts, Mark McGwire, Steroids, Timbaland